Black Jokes Humor : Make Me An Uncle

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.

    "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

    "And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"

    Stan said nothing.

    The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."

    Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?"

    "Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!"

    "Well congratulations, you're holding him!"
     
  2. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Very Funny. His brother wanted to be an uncle. Be careful what you want. You may get it.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahaha!!!
    all his now watch out for da wife will grant it !
     
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    Babygyrlj New Member MEMBER

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    that was mad funny
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lol: I like this one.
     
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    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That's a shame, but it just goes to show you.. you may eat those words! LOL. Funny.
     
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