Black Jokes Humor : mailman

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    it was george the mailman's last day on the job after 35 yrs of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather 2 the same neighborhood. when he arrived at the 1st house on his route he was greeted by the entire family who roundly & soundly congratulated him & sent him on his
    way with a tidy gift envelope. @ the 2nd house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. the folks at the 3rd house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. @ the 4th house a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee met him at the door. she took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), & led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he ever experienced. when he was completely satisfied they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, & a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice. when he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. as she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
    "all this was just 2 wonderful 4 words," he said, "but what's the dollar 4?"
    "well," she said, "last night, i told my husband that today would b ur last day, & that we should do something special 4 u. i asked him what 2 give u."

    he said: "***** him. give him a dollar....the breakfast was my idea."
     
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    I knew i should have been a mail man!

    dis was off da hook !
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    lol lol
     
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    talk about taking things the wrong way!!!! that was funny!
     
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    LMAO

    :laugh:
     
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    awe dang!!!!

    rofl......lol.......awe man....smh
     
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    this one still on delivery ....lol
     
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    talk about special delivery :lol: u go georgie
     
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