Khasm13 : lypo...suction

Khasm13

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boys eyes tranfixed on da phat
of da back
and thick thighs that never lack
plumpness
wish'n to take his stick
and pump it
into gargantuan chocolate mounds
jocked and clocked all ova town...

normally i would say there's nothing wrong with this
but if this is all you see in a queen
then your living in a messed up dream
i can't count how many times i've seen
women approached dat have phat pockets
when their face is jacked up
with attitudes of spacely sprockets
jive turkeys with eyes and hands mocking
movements of hips
leeches lick'n lips
check'n out honeydips
hold'n out chips on their fingertips
so what if she looks like a robeast
a monsta alien slip'n through a time warp crease
these cats care about that the least
feminine phat
feminine phat
two cheeks stick'n out daisy dukes
far from flat
fein'n for generous glutes
attak'd by multicolored jim hats
did you even take the time
to look at her mind
cause your travel'n on a train called wack
with shallow visions that display no tact
show'n sisters the wrong way
to go out and act
with your wolfish howls
scheme'n on da plump pu$$ycats
with all dat phat in her back

and i see that
so i leave you with this
if feminine phat is at da top of your list
then you deserve to get dissed
like a big fish
swim'n in piss
 
O-kay. Yeah this is the second one I read.
I think I should start reading more often.
This is funny. I laughed. Haha!
But for real, this is true. I like the real stuff.

"so what if she looks like a robeast
a monsta alien slip'n through a time warp crease
these cats care about that the least....." ----That's funny.

But it's good. Kewl.
 
oh man i know ALL about this one...lol

ahh yes you must be talkin bout Mr. pass-me-by
to holla at ma wit shorts cut coochie high
and an *** to kingdom come
a mind that’s numb
and a face to-
D@MN
did u see that!
Didn’t know things like that existed in human habitat
All that mess makeup on her face
Looking like u can slice it like a sara lee cake
But yeah she must have it goin on
Fly brotha ova there don’t see nothing wrong
Every time she giggle
U can see every jiggle
Cause she left it out with that intent
For ya viewing enjoyment
Mr pass me by
though i still look fly
I carry my hourglass on my thicky thick thighs
Sometimes i wonder why
She got that stank attitude
my sista is madd rude
face set like a dude
but because the sign said FREE
all ova her visible booty
U aint even see
That I had the full potentiality
to be the best that u could ever be
wit a queen like me
maybe i should be like sista ova there
wit all the fake hair
and the mouth of a sailor at sea
Cussin like it’s so d@mn SeXy
Woe is me
I’ll just leave yall be
4 years later when ya had ya 4th baby
and ya likin the bounce that ya eyes meet
when i past ya on the street
sayin oh man look at that
it aint my fault u didn’t know how to act
u couldn’t see my soul first
too busy searchin for da poonani purse
that left ya life in a hearse
and as ya watch my hips sway in the distance
its ya own fault you choose the path of LEAST resistance
 

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