Black Jokes Humor : loyal wife

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  1. QUEEN ABENA

    QUEEN ABENA Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Obedient Wife
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    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
    saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
    came to his money.

    Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die,
    I want you to take all my money and put it in the
    casket with me. I want to take my money to the
    afterlife with me."

    And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
    heart that when he died she would put all of the money
    in the casket with him.

    Well, he died.

    He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
    sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting
    next to her.

    When they finished the ceremony, just before the
    undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife
    said, "Wait just a minute!"

    She had a box with her, she came over with the box and
    put it in the casket.

    Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

    So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool
    enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

    The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a good wife, I
    can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was
    going to put that money in that casket with him."

    "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
    with him!!!!?"

    "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together,
    put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he
    can cash it, he can spend it."
    :lol:
     
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    lol............smart wise choice and indeed he got it all in his hands
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Is that not the wisdon of a woman? ...hahaha
     
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    Auroraflower Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol.....




    funny...


    auroraflower:heart:
     
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