Black Jokes Humor : Love Dress

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
    "What are you doing?" she asked.
    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
    "Love dress? But you're naked!"
    "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute."
    The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.
    "This is my love dress" she replied.
    "Needs ironing." he said
     
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    Isaiah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Heehaw! Cute! "needs Ironing!"

    Peace!
    Isaiah
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol...................age da wrinkles
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    He should've been the Presser :lol:
     
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    lol .......u right queent press them out to perfection just the thought cracks me up !
     
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    That's wrong! LMAO!
     
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    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Pleats just don't do it... okay?
     
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