Black Jokes Humor : lost homework?

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    "Duane, where's your homework?" Miss Malone said sternly to
    the boy, holding out her hand.
    "I don't have it," the boy replied. "My dog ate it."
    "Duane, I've been a teacher for twenty years. Do you really
    expect me to believe that story?"

    "I swear it's true!" insisted the boy. "I had to force him,
    but he did eat it!"
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    he made

    da dog eat it !:lol:
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol

    this was cute...lol
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Teehee....probably almost killed the dog in the process, but he did eat it....
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    shoulda gave it to my dog, she likes eating homework..oOps I mean paper.
     
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