Black Jokes Humor : Lord, Hell Mercy

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  1. Aaliyahmonet

    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    One day, i was kickin it wit my best friend and everything else, and i was going 2 let him spend da night at my crib, since he got locked out of his house. Later on dat night, we had fell asleep and everything, i slept in da bed(of course) and he slept on da couch, all of sudden i had kept sneezin and stuff, then he jumped up sayin, "What do u want". I said what, i didn't say nothin, i just sneezed dats all dang. lol. Then he had a crazy look on his face, sayin Oh, i thought u said somethin. So, we went back 2 sleep and whateva, and then dis mug gonna start snorin real loud like a hog or somethin, so what i did, was when he went into a deeper sleep, i was gonna stick a dirty sock in his mouth, to shut him up, but apparently, dat didn't work out 2 well. So, what i did next, was 2 take a cotton ball, and shove it in his mouth. Dat didn't work either. So i was left with no other choice but to take his pair of shoes, and put them by his nose, so he would wake his snorin butt up. I hit da target, he woke up and then he started sneezin and everything. He asked me, what da hell did u put in my mouth, i just sat there and played it off like nothin happened. And i told him nothin. I said can u please stop snorin so loud, i can't sleep without u doing that. Now what's next, talkin in his sleep now? Stay tuned 4 dat.

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    awww ya'll so cute

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    keep the jokes coming Monet

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    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thanks 4 lookin out poeticdelight:)

    Much luv sista:)

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    see look at u playing & stuff
    what did he say!? hahahaha.
     
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    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Haha

    Hey rich, look out for when he starts talkin in his sleep aight

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    it was like dat!!!! o'my...
     
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    gee? was that supposed to be a joke or something? or your little corny story of a little slumber party. If you had all that sense to try so hard to stop the snoring you could of got rid of it all if you really wanted to. he snoring and disturbing the peace in yo home yamean? get yo laugh on? child please...sound like a novel to me. by the way if you wanted it to really be funny you should of took some yellow egg dye in a mixture off water and poured them on the sheets with some thick white solution type water..you know shaving cream..make it thick in white and wake him up all panicing talking bout LOOK WHAT YOU DID!.... do you know how to get a good joke going?...I think not.
     
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    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Good suggestions beauty:) Next time, i'll rememba dat. Dat was corny wasn't it? Duh, I know that at da most:) Anywayz, good lookin out:)
     
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    :roll: Call me sick but with the mood I'm in tonight...I thought it was funny as he**. Let me know how it works out with the suggestion, aight. Keep 'em coming.
     
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    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    4 sho, i'm pretty much in a good mood myself, i'll let u in on some suggestions. Good lookin

    AM
     
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