Black Jokes Humor : Look What I Did Now

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by Aaliyahmonet, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. Aaliyahmonet

    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2002
    Messages:
    857
    Likes Received:
    15
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +15
    On January 11th, 2001 i had came home from school and everything, and did all the necessary things that a sexy schoolgirl would do, (just kidding), Anywayz, i was tired and thank god i was off of work dat day too. I went to go take a shower and i started singin 1 of my favorite songs, and my mom came into da bathroom so she can do her business(whateva it was), and when i reached down for da soap, i slipped and fell dead on my ***. My mom didn't know what to do, she just sat there and laughed at me. She left out the bathroom, and she forgot somethin, (Dah!) lol, she didn't flush da toilet. When she did, my body started smokin with hot steam and i nearly peed on myself. (gross)lol. When i got out da shower, i dried off and everything and i put on some shorts and a long t-shirt and took a long nap. It was cold outside and snow packed on da ground, so i woke up at 7:00 that evening, and i got up, put on my clothes, brushed my teeth and everything and got my totebag, and headed out da door. My mom came down and asked me, where you going, and i said i'm going to school, she sat there lookin at me kinda funny and she had told me that it was 7:00 at night. I laughed my *** off, and that's when i tried to oops on myself again. I learned dat lesson quick.

    Aaliyahmonet:)
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2001
    Messages:
    69,983
    Likes Received:
    3,978
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    BUSINESS owner
    Location:
    Da~WINDY*CITY //CHICAGO
    Ratings:
    +4,178
    lost track of time hahahahahaha!!!!!
    gurl ya som'em else.
     
  3. Kebah

    Kebah Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    May 16, 2002
    Messages:
    92
    Likes Received:
    1
    Occupation:
    Work
    Location:
    Home
    Ratings:
    +1
    That wasn't funny Rich. Your just laughing because you want her to laugh at your next BAD joke. :rolleyes:

    kebah
     
  4. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2001
    Messages:
    69,983
    Likes Received:
    3,978
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    BUSINESS owner
    Location:
    Da~WINDY*CITY //CHICAGO
    Ratings:
    +4,178
    hahahaha!!! bad it is
    u tell me one that's good
     
  5. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2001
    Messages:
    3,096
    Likes Received:
    15
    Occupation:
    youth volunteer
    Location:
    Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +17
    smh

    lQQkin @ $$RICH$$ and Kebah again....rofl.. :fight:
    Thanks Aaliyah :wave:
     
  6. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2003
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    114
    Location:
    Northeast
    Ratings:
    +122
    Again I ask, what happened to this member...searching the Destee archives.....lol