Black Jokes Humor : Little Johnny and the fruit test.

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    One day teacher said to the class, "Class, we're going to play a name
    game! I'm going to hold something behind my back and give you some clues, and
    you have to guess what it is, okay?"
    "Okay teacher!" replied the class.
    "Okay class, I'm holding something behind my back that's a fruit and
    it has a thick yellow skin. Who knows what it is?"
    "Is it a banana?" asked Sally.
    "No, it's a lemon!" replied teacher with a smile. "But that was good,
    Sally. I like how you're thinking! Okay, now I'm holding something behind my
    back, it's kind of round, it's orange and you eat it. Can anyone guess what
    it is?"
    "Is it an orange, teacher?" asked Peter.
    "No Peter, it's a squash!" said teacher. "But that was a good try. I
    like how you're thinking!"
    Little Johnny raised his hand.
    "Yes, John?" asked teacher nervously.
    "So teacher, I have something in my pocket, and it's hard and it has a
    head. What is it?"
    "Johnny, that's disgusting!" shouted teacher.
    "It's a quarter, teach. But I like the way you're thinking."
     
  2. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I'm thinking that Johnny thinks the teacher is not playing fair, but that's just my opinion... Hahahahaha
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    We can surely say..there's a johnny in every town ...lol
     
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    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I love squash - but always thought it was a vegetable :lol:
     
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