Black Jokes Humor : Little Johnny and his balloons

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.

    Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.

    Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.

    Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!

    What do you mean? Says his mother.

    Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Daddy is trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    that little johnny ...smh
    Seems to be a "johnny" in every family...lol
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    It appears that "Aunt" Eliza and daddy seem to have strong family ties....lol. Can't blame Little Johnny this time...
     
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    ibrahim Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Innocent Little Johnny
     
  5. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was a good one
     
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