Black Jokes Humor : Lipstick Kisses*

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  1. Moorfius

    Moorfius Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hotep

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently
    was faced with a unique problem.

    A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
    it on in the bathroom.

    That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their
    lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
    maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a
    major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers, and then, there are educators...Know Thy Self

    Ase`
     
  2. karmashines

    karmashines Banned MEMBER

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    lol.

    This should be in the joke forum.
     
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    Hahahaha! Wow! That was one lesson taught extremly well.:smooch: lol
     
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    the teaching...........lol
     
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    Well, the girls didn't want any more potty lips, lol, so they learned their lesson well. This was a good one, thanks.
     
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    Very wise janitor, ^5 to you...
    I once read a script that said: "Don't tell me about the labor pains, show me the baby"
    this was right on time mr. janitor, now you have, one less mirror to clean...lol
     
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