Quiet Poetry Lounge : "Limerickly" Speaking...

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by watzinaname, Nov 10, 2004.

  1. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Okay, now if this is over the top just let me know. A sista gotta have some fun sometimes...

    "Limerically" speaking....

    There once was a gal
    named Pam
    who claimed she really
    didn't give a good ****
    She climbed on his lap
    he gave her the clap
    I guess common sense was on the lam

    The guy who clapped her
    was Steve
    hung longer than you would believe
    He was in such a hurry
    Now little critters flit and scurry
    Next time he'll use that rubber sleeve

    The critters jumped onto a woman
    named Sue
    A terrible temper she had, it's true
    She swore that Steve was pristine
    But it's clear that he wasn't clean
    That's why his *** is wearing her shoe

    Sue cried to her friend
    named Rick
    Naw, I'm not going there, that's sick
    Let's just say he felt sad
    But it didn't beat what he had
    He was actually Steve's first trick... :huh:
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    twisted frea-ka-zordz

    nice fancy play
     
  3. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Twisted, loony, zany, mad cap freaky fun....Perhaps I'll delete it in the morning...Thanks for dropping by Rich.
     
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    Naw, don't delete it, sister. It's funny as hell. The country needs to loosen up about this topic anyway. Tight drop!
     
  5. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Glad to know that you saw the humor in it gempis. My humor can be a bit disturbing sometimes...I appreciate the visit sis.
     
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    plainrhythm Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that was classic!!!

    nice one! don't even think of deleting! twisted!

    *walks out laughing*
     
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    angelicsage Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :great: Girl...I love it when you go there...
    You are crazy as.... :tweety: well
    it kinda ryhmes with Dell...but you
    know me...can't bring myself to say it...lol :look:

    you wrote another one a while back
    that was kind like this...and I remember ROFL
    ..see I'm invisioning the book right now... :great:

    *the book*...remember that
    you can get back to me on it... :jump:
     
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    naw don't move this wild ride scribe
    it's one to loose up on love the twisted affects of it
    just tingling inside .
     
  9. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yea, it is a bit twisted but if you think it's a classic, then it needs to stay put. I appreciate your response plainrhythm, glad I could make you laugh.
    Sister sage, yea, I know you can't "say" it, lol.....Yep still looking for all those marbles, tis true. Thank you for the kudos, and that book will happen one day....one day.....
    Hey there brotha Rich, thank you for hitting this one up again. Yea, sometimes we have to just loosen up a bit, thank you.
     
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    OldSoul Permanent Black Man PREMIUM MEMBER

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