Black Jokes Humor : Lil Johnny strikes again

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Leave it to Lil' Johnny!
    Tragedy...
    President Bush is visiting an elementary school and
    drops in on the 4th grade class. The class is in the
    middle of a discussion related to words and their
    meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would
    like to lead the class in the discussion of the word
    "Tragedy." So Bush asks the class for an example of
    a "Tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If
    my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the
    street and a car comes along and runs him over, that
    would be a tragedy."
    "Oh no," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A
    little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus
    carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing
    everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
    "I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what
    we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent.
    No other children volunteer. President Bush searches
    the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
    example of a tragedy?"
    Finally, way in the back of the room, Lil' Johnny
    raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air
    Force One, carrying you & Mrs. Bush, was struck by a
    missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a
    Tragedy."
    "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you
    tell me WHY that would be a Tragedy?"
    "Well," said Lil' Johnny, "because it wouldn't be an
    Accident, and it sure as hell wouldn't be a
    GREAT LOSS"
     
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    lol ...................lil jonny got dat right !
    hahahahaha..................................A+ class work :teach: :spinstar:
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Once again, Lil Johnny goes to the head of the class. This sure was funny!
     
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    something bout Lil Johnny that makes him above the class
    y'all need to check this cat out ........lol
     
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