Acronymns for Vehicle Makes: Lemme know if you've been left out of this one...
ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead / A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates/Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile/ Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
ALFA - Always Looking For Another
AMC - All Makes Combined/ A Major Cost/ A Mutated Car/ A Moron's Car/ Another Major Catastrophe /Almost Makes Corners/Ain't My Car
AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence / Always Unsafe Designs Implemented /Always Upside-down, Double Interest /Another Understated Dealer Incentive /Another Ugly Deutsche Invention/ Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence/ Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. /All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BATA (shoemaker brand) - Buy and Throw Away
BMW - Big Mouth Wife / Brings More Women / Bought My Wife/Big Money Waste
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer/Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King /Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
CADILLAC - Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions /Certified As Detroit's Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car
Camaro - Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? /Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips/Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time /Cheap Heap; Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time/Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time/Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques/Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHRYSLER - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair/Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery/Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions/Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement
DAEWOO - Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others /Does Any Engtineer Wanna Own One? /Dangerous And Energy-Wasting Oriental Object
DATSUN - Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere / Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater /Darned Old Dudes Going Everywhere/**** Overhauls Do Get Expensive/Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone/Dead Old Dog Going East/Dead On Day Guarantee Expires /Dead On Delivery, Go Easy /Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired /Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter /Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment /Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
EFI - Extra F*****G Insurance
FERRARI - Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical
FIAT - Failure In Automotive Technology /Found In A Trashcan/ Fix It All the Time /Fix it again, Tony! /Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation/F**king Idiot Assembled This!/F**king Italians Ain't Trustworthy
FORD - Found On Road Dead / Fix Or Repair Daily/Found On Rubbish Dump/Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation /Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's /F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge /Fabricated Of Refried Dung / For Old Retired Drunks /FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot /Driver Relies On Family/First On Recall Day /Fireball On Rear Damage/First On Rust and Deterioration /Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven /Fault Of R&D/F***ed On Raw Deal /Fast Only Rolling Downhill /Flip Over, Read Directions /Fork Over Remaining Dough/F**king Owners Really Dumb/Foot On Road Decelerates/Forced On Reluctant Drivers /Forward Only; Reverse Defective /Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin /Fouled Out Re-done Dodge /Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed/ Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable/ Funny Old Rattling Dump/ Forget Out Running Dale
GEO - Get Everything Overpriced/Got Everything Overhauled/Good Engineering Overlooked
GM - General Maintenance /Genital Motors /Give More/GiMme/Getting Malignant / Great Mistake/Garbage Motors/Generally Miserable/Grossly Misconceived/Gluteus Maximus
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars/Garage Man's Companion /Got A Mechanic Coming?/Get My Checkbook! /Grief & Misery Combined
GTO - Gas, Tires, Oil/ Get Tools Out/ Get To Onramp /Get The Others/ Generally Trashed Out
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again /Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything/Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else /Honda Options: No Deal Available! /Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!/Honda Options Never Deal Affordably /Hang On, No Dealer Acquisistions! /Hang On, Not Done Accelerating/ Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles /How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable AND Inexpensive/Here's Y U Never Drive An Import/Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
INFINITI - It Never Found Its Niche, It's Truly Inconsequential
IROC - Italian Retard Out Cruising/I Race Other Cars/It's Really Only a Camaro/I'm Really Out of Cash
ISUZU - Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely
JAGUAR - Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part /Just Empty Every Pocket/Just Eats Every Penny/Junk Everyone Eventually Piles/Just Expect Extra Payments /Junk Engineering Executed Poorly/ Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes/ Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts /Jumps Everything Ever Parked
KIA - Keep It Away!/Korean Imitation Accord/Korea's Imported Accident/Killer's Imported Asset/Kiss It Away/Killed In Action/Keep Inside Asia/Korea Invades America/Killer Implosion Awaits/Kick It Again
LAND ROVER - Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
LINCOLN - Lousy Implementations, Not Cars Of Luxurious Nature
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along/Most Are Zealously Duped Always/Making A
Zillion Dollars Annually/ Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly /My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin
MBA - Married But Available / Mentality Below Average
MERCEDES - My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero/Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve/Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans /Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface.
MG - Money Guzzler/Mostly Garaged
MGB - Might Go Backward
MGF - Might Go Forward
MITSUBISHI - Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents/ May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside /Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation
MOPAR - Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly /Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously/Most Often Passed At Races/Mostly Old Parts And Rust /Move Over People Are Racing /Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly/My Old Pig Ain't Running /My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage /Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good/ Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
NAPA - Never Any Parts Available.
NISSAN - Need I Say Something About Nothing
OBUPOS - Obupos Old Beat Up Piece Of Shi+
OLDSMOBILE - Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything/Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday/Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PINTO - Put In Nickel To Operate /Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook/ Put In New Transmission Often
PLYMOUTH - Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood/Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC - Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac/Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac/Piece Of Nasty, Tacky, Icky A## Crap/Pretty Overpriced, Not That I Am Concerned
PORSCHE - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense /Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough /Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em
PROTON - Possibly the Riskiest Option To drive On road Nowdays
PROBE - Plainly Runs Only By Exception
PRELUDE - Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
RENAULT - Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
ROLLS ROYCE - Regarded Only as Luxury Life Style. Runs Over Your Current Expenses/ Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over Yogurt-Consuming Esthetes
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back/Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards /Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown /Sorry-A$$ed American Buyers/Start Adding Additional Brake fluid /Sad Attempt At Beauty /Sorry Auto, Always Broken /Shape Appears ***-Backwards/Still Ain't A BMW/Slow As A Buick/Such an arrogant bastard
SATURN - Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now/Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent/Sad Attempt To Unload Recycled Nissans
STEALTH: Speed Trap Equipment Aims Low, Targets Hood
STP - Stop Those Pistons!
SUBARU - U-R-A-BUS (spelled backwards)/Screwed Up Beyond All Repair, Usually/Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium/Sport Utility Buffs Are Relatively Unimpressed/Sorta Useful, But Are Really Underpowered
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto/Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towwed Away/Torturous On Your Old Tired ***/ The One You Ought To Avoid /Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Triumph - The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLKSWAGEN - Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense/Volkswagen Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (NOT!)
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object /Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options
VW - Virtually Worthless / Volks Who?
YUGO - Yearly undergoes garage operations/ You'll utter "greatly overpriced"
