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Shopping Center Time Killers
> Fourteen Things to do at a department store while your
> spouse is taking his or her sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put
> them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares
> to go off at 5 minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
> to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her
> in an official tone,' Code 3
> in house wares',...and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a
> bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
> carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department
> and tell other shoppers you'll
> only invite them in if they bring pillows
> from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,
> begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
> you people just leave me alone?
>
> 9. While handling guns in the hunting
> department ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while
> loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
>
> 11. In the auto department practice your
> Madonna look using different size funnels.
>
> 12. Hide in the clothing rack and when
> people browse through say 'PICK ME!
> PICK ME!!!!!!'
>
> 13. When an announcement comes over the loud
> speaker assume the fetal position and scream
> "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
>
> and last but not least,
>
> 14. Go into a fitting room and yell real
> loudly, 'Hey! We're out of toilet
> paper in here!'
Shopping Center Time Killers
> Fourteen Things to do at a department store while your
> spouse is taking his or her sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put
> them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares
> to go off at 5 minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
> to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her
> in an official tone,' Code 3
> in house wares',...and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a
> bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
> carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department
> and tell other shoppers you'll
> only invite them in if they bring pillows
> from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,
> begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
> you people just leave me alone?
>
> 9. While handling guns in the hunting
> department ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while
> loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
>
> 11. In the auto department practice your
> Madonna look using different size funnels.
>
> 12. Hide in the clothing rack and when
> people browse through say 'PICK ME!
> PICK ME!!!!!!'
>
> 13. When an announcement comes over the loud
> speaker assume the fetal position and scream
> "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
>
> and last but not least,
>
> 14. Go into a fitting room and yell real
> loudly, 'Hey! We're out of toilet
> paper in here!'