Laughter for health (and youth)

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  1. Nia Maishani

    Nia Maishani Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    So post jokes here.

    Shopping Center Time Killers

    > Fourteen Things to do at a department store while your
    > spouse is taking his or her sweet time:
    >
    > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put
    > them in people's carts when they
    > aren't looking.
    >
    > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares
    > to go off at 5 minute intervals.
    >
    > 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor
    > to the rest rooms.
    >
    > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her
    > in an official tone,' Code 3
    > in house wares',...and see what happens.
    >
    > 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a
    > bag of M&M's on lay away.
    >
    > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
    > carpeted area.
    >
    > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department
    > and tell other shoppers you'll
    > only invite them in if they bring pillows
    > from the bedding department.
    >
    > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you,
    > begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
    > you people just leave me alone?
    >
    > 9. While handling guns in the hunting
    > department ask the clerk if he knows
    > where the anti-depressants are.
    >
    > 10. Dart around the store suspiciously while
    > loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
    >
    > 11. In the auto department practice your
    > Madonna look using different size funnels.
    >
    > 12. Hide in the clothing rack and when
    > people browse through say 'PICK ME!
    > PICK ME!!!!!!'
    >
    > 13. When an announcement comes over the loud
    > speaker assume the fetal position and scream
    > "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
    >
    > and last but not least,
    >
    > 14. Go into a fitting room and yell real
    > loudly, 'Hey! We're out of toilet
    > paper in here!'
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    u r som'em else !

    LMAO @ Nia .....:lol: :lol: :lol:
    gurl u got me crying ova here
    i'll post som'em late coz my side hurts:D
     
  3. Nia Maishani

    Nia Maishani Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Glad you got a laugh, $$RICH$$. Some of 'em were side-splitters for me too. There is a much longer list, and I hope I find it to post.
     
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    please do

    coz i love what u do wit dem words play
    da clocks woooweee!
    condoms in all .....snap!
    wet floor sign on carpet too much
    here i go again LMAO .......my side hurts
    stop!
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Nia Maishani

    Nia Maishani Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    *coughing*

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Now, YOU are cracking ME up!
     
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    can't help it Nia

    and just yesterday i slip on da wet carpet
    and fell into a box of open condoms i thought
    they was ballons i was wondering what dat was
    ringing loud in my ears saying bam bam !!
    dis bad for my health........ i need a doctor..........
    laughing so hard going into a stroke!:lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:
     
  7. Nia Maishani

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    c.t.h.u. @ U slippin' on the wet carpet!

    with the ringing in your ears. Yup.....you DO need a dockta.
     
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    Laughter: the best preventive medicine for sure. I'm in a field that lends itself to emotional stress ~ if you allow it ~ basically because of the types of clients I serve. My coworkers and I have found a way to keep it light, even under the most intense circumstances. In my personal life, I've been known to keep a laugh going, or start something a little bit silly...to outrageous, because I LOVE to laugh. It's such a great stress reliever. There is plenty of time to be serious, and even moments when we will be uptight for good cause. But to be able to switch it up and turn a frown upside down, is a blessing.

    I find that my leaning toward the lighter side, and staying upbeat and even being able to laugh at myself, has helped in my attitude, and I believe has slowed the "aging" process. People are generally taken aback when they discover my age. Somehow, a serious, sad and even sour countenance is more acceptable (to some) of persons who have reached 40+. I enjoy busting up that stale mindset. :)

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    indeed Alyce see some of us can't handle it
     
  10. Nia Maishani

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    Laughter

    :D :D :D :laugh::laugh::laugh::D :D :D

    Yes indeedy! Laughter for health, youth and beauty!

    Got some more jokes, but have to wait until I get home to cut and paste from stored file. Later.
     
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