Black Jokes Humor : Last bowl..

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  1. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A guy goes into a luncheonette and says to the girl behind the counter, "I'd
    like a bowl of hot chili, please."

    She says, "I'm sorry, sir, the guy next to you got the last bowl."

    He looks over and sees that the guy next to him's finished eating, but the
    chili bowl's still full.

    He says, "Are you going to eat that?"

    The other guy says, "No. You can have it, help yourself."

    The guy pulls it over and starts eating the chili. When he gets about half way
    down, his fork hits a dead mouse.

    He goes, "Ugh!," and pukes the chili back into the bowl.

    The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

    :eek:hmy:
     
  2. LovesDestiny

    LovesDestiny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I dont know whether to laugh or........

    ROFL....that was good!
     
  3. PLATINUMILLITY1

    PLATINUMILLITY1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :puke:

    That was Great Zulile :laugh:

    :puke:


    :(
     
  4. YungMiss

    YungMiss Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol i heard this somewhere...hahahahaha..i knew it was puke yucky yuck yuk
     
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    well i be chilly willie wonker.......and da mouse say ouch !
     
  6. Nasheed

    Nasheed Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hahahahahaha

    Even for me, thats NASTY, hahahahaha
     
  7. naija-man

    naija-man Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL...ewwww
    that was funny.

    I would just take the mouse out..lol
    nutthin can stop me from enjoying my food. :D
     
  8. soulosophy

    soulosophy Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :qqb001: :puke2:

    ewwww
     
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