Black Jokes Humor : landing

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    an airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship n2 the runway really hard. the airline had a policy which required the 1st officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, & give them a "thanks 4 flying XYZ airline." he said that n light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers n the eye, thinking that some1 would have a smart comment. finally every1 had gotten off except 4 this little old lady walking w a cane. she said, "sonny, mind f i ask u a ?" "y no ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" the little old lady said, "did we land or were we shot down?"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    dis one toss me for a spend
    but in da end i was grounded
    to safety hahahaha!
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol

    alright Al....lol
     
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