Black Jokes Humor : lady with a monkey baby...

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  1. mkhaya lo'

    mkhaya lo' Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This lady and her baby are travelling long distance on a train and sitting across her is a another woman staring at them..after a long silence, the woman looks at the passenger staring at her and asks, "what?" and the stranger replies, "that is one ugly monkey you got there!" in a fit of rage the woman gets up and changes couches...she sits alone huffing and puffing and her baby is crying...just then a waiter comes in asks her, "what's wrong ma'am" the lady goes on to explain, "I'm very upset! in the coach that I was in a second ago, the lady dissed my baby and she said horrible things...things I can't even repeat...!" so the waiter tries to calm her down and says, "maybe I can get u cup of tea?", the woman, in between sobs says, "yes that would be lovely"..he walks out and comes back in again.."and perhaps a banana for your monkey as well?"....
     
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    awwww...now that's a **** shame! lol
     
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    m'khaylo

    that was funny :lol:

    thanx for the laugh

    pd
     
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    hahahahaha!!! i be **** he did it too !!!
     
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    ummm

    they know they was wrong...lol
     
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    this one had me rolling, it was indeed funny.
     
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    forgive me lord for me laughing (hihi):blush:
     
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