Black Poetry : kudos to the two minute man

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  1. shaz

    shaz Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Kudos to the two minute man

    Two minutes is all it takes if you do it write
    Candle light caviar doesn’t matter the same routine
    Two minutes flat and you done wit dat
    Hit it from the front hit it from de back
    Boom boom boom I done wit dat
    Falls fast asleep as my women stares in satisfied admiration
    I da man
    She don’t need no deep passionate kissing
    We done dat in de beginning of our lationship
    When I want a piece I slap dat *** and she know what I want
    And boom boom boom I done wit dat
    She tried to get me to go down but izze don’t play dat
    So I say you do me first
    And maybe one day I do you
    My women takes off my shoes and caresses my feet
    And thinks dat I should do dat to her
    psssss I don’t think so
    she know how I roll
    boom boom boom
    my women dink I sposetoo kiss her neck and rub her back
    if she want a weak *** ***** like dat she know where de door is
    izzze don’t roll like dat
    just cuz her old ***** use to rub her feet, lick her toes
    and kiss her whole body down while rubbing her back
    she dink I gonna do dat
    pssssss I don’t dink so
    you know I think I saw dat ****** number on de phone bill last week
    I ant sweating dat doe
    Cuz I handles mine


    This verse was written in sincere appreciation of all the two-minute men

    Much love
    Old *****
     
  2. wildflower7

    wildflower7 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    crackin the f*** up!

    this gave me a good laugh for my morning. love it.
    -7
     
  3. MapleXtract

    MapleXtract Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ohhh $hyt!!!

    I'll be surprised if there aren't a bunch of errors; 'cause I'm laughin' so hard :laugh:. This one had me rollin':roll:...
     
  4. GA_Sunshyne

    GA_Sunshyne Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    SHAZ.....

    [lol]...

    well... all i can say is... it's not the quantity
    ...it's the quality... ryght?? :lol: thank you for
    the smile i'm still wearing!!

    Peace&Love...
    SunShyne~
     
  5. Desert Storm

    Desert Storm Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hmmmph!

    Wow,umm what shall I say this was umm wow, two minutes eh? Hee hee hee hee. Laughing,rollin wit the punches.
    Desert Storm
     
  6. blakverb

    blakverb Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    shaz,

    two minutes? this was to the point no doubt...but there is another side...I'm with the others this has got a brother
    :rolling:

    keep scribing,

    one love,blak
     
  7. shaz

    shaz Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thanks for reading and responding I realy appreciate the feedback
    much luv
     
  8. shaneak

    shaneak Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Poor Baby

    Still think he handlin his? I thinks not!!! She show nuff but be out the door. LOL :)This was funny. Nice, real nice.
     
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