A man bought a parrot and was really happy about it until he heard the bird speak for the first time. That parrot let out a string of cuss words like you don't even hear on a rap video. The man tried to teach the bird nice words but it cussed all the more. It was really embarassing when neighbors came by. One day the parrot was cussing so bad that in desparation the man just picked the bird up and threw him into the freezer. Immediately there was silence. The man opened the door of the freezer. The parrot walked out clearly quite disturbed Parrot: Just one question. What did the turkey do?