This man applied for a job at the Texas Tornado Observation Commission. The position paid well but you had to be willing to travel On his cover letter he asked the interviewer to only call him after 5:30 because he's self employed and his boss doesn'tt know he's looking for a new job. He went down to Brooks Brothers to get a nice suit for the interview. But when he got to the cash register he discovered that he didn't have any money in his account because his bank had put a stop payment on his reality check. He was expecting some money from an insurance company but they denied his claims for damages caused by an act of God because they knew he was an atheist. In desparation he broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats hoping to sell them. He got away with it becaause investigators looking into the crime had nothing to go on. But his friends said man if you want a good job you have to be smarter than that. So he went out and bought a six paack of beer because his name is Buddy and he read somewhere that beer makes Bud wiser. In this state of mind he went to the job interview at the Texas Tornado Observation Commission. I don't remember the rest of the story. I hear it's just a lot of wind.