Black Poetry : Jiggle Bell Nasty Gurl!

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  1. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    JIGGLE BELL! JIGGLE BELL!!
    YO NASTY *** SMELL
    U GET NO CASH
    TAKE A BATH

    WASH IT HERE
    HIT IT THERE
    CLEAN IT UP DEAR
    HAVE NO FEAR
    WATERS CLEAR
    JUST RIGHT 4 U

    HEY!

    GIGGLE N' WIGGLE
    DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
    COZ I SMELL YO NASTY
    ***.

    HEY!!

    IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS EVE
    U OUT TO PLEASE
    ON DA SILENT NIGHT
    WALKING BEAT
    SEEKING A FREAST OR
    A SIMPLE TREAT

    YO!!
    I'M NO FREAK
    DON'T WANT A PEAK
    I HAVE NO FUNDS
    YA NASTY WAYS
    MAKE A BRUTHA RUN
    FOR A WINTER FALL
    COZ IT'S YA BODY
    CALL VERY LOUD & CLEAR
    U NEED A BATH
    **** ! BABE DEAR

    GIGGLE JIGGLE BELL
    HAVE SOAP ON A ROPE
    A BAR OF COAST
    TO ROAST YA MOUND
    COZ IT MAKE ME FROWN
    NASTY GURL
    TAKE YO *** HOME
    DIS CHRISTMAS
    WHERE U BELONG
    NO TRICKZ ON DA STREET
    MAKE A WISH
    HAVE A DISH
    AND KISS YA SELF GOOD NIGHT
    NOW YA STR8
    I GOTTA FLY
    TO WHERE DA PIMPS
    MAKING DIPS
    AND KILL THEIR HOILDAY MIST
    HEY!!
    :eek:
     
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    Jyntlbreez Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL...Rich...You wildin' on this one...LOL
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    it's da street corner jiggle song
    for dem hooker dat think they
    gonna get paid dis year
    i told dem santa ain't comming
    no way!!!
     
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    Jintlbreez New Member MEMBER

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    I feel yah rich one
    Peace
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    YEAH! THEY AIN'T GOT NOTHING COMING DIS YEAR !!
     
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    shaz Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    dis here is some funny ****
    no pun intended (lol)
     
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    msluciousb Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Now you really had me cracking up.
    I just saw one of these poor lost souls this evening.
    I went to the corner liquor store (For Christmas Cheer y'all) and my Rum for my Rum cake...anyway there was this skank *** heifer leaning on the ice machine with this raggedy *** fake fur and some raggedy boots and a mini skirt and halter, now I just stared at her cause I know the owners were on the way to run her *** out of the neighborhood...I rarely see them on this end of the city. I just stared and then the funk just floated up:puke:
    I was just about to call earl right there, but she was pitiful Rich and they don't get there cause they necessarily want to be there something has to drive them out there , it is so sad...But, you are silly and put a comic spin to it with ya crafty self..."Soap on a rope"! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Blessings On ya House!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hey shaz........ somebody gotta let dem know
    coz they think it's all dat when it's a funk balled in
    a corn roll...whoa!

    Msb ........ u see now what i'm saying !
    tyme to clean up dem gals & break dem so call bro's down
    ain't nothing coming to a sleeper but dreams what a shame !
     
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    sho nuff right Cindy !!
    she need it bad too......
     
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    this had me crackin up

    lol

    keep it up rich
     
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