Black Jokes Humor : Jamaican

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    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A Jamaican man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table,notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the young lady, saying this is from the gentleman.

    She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note back to the Jamaican. The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank and 9 inches in your trousers," After reading the note, the Jamaican sends one of his own back to her.

    It reads: "Jus su yuh know - Mi ave a bran new Benz an' a bran new Bimma park up inna mi yaad, an mi ave over ten million inna di bank, but nobaddy, an'mi mean NOBADDY, nah guh mek mi cut off 3 inches off a wah mi ave inna mi pants. Suh yuh can jus sen back di bottle a champagne." :shades:
     
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    hahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!
     
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    lol i heard this one before
     
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    this one still funny
     
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