- Nov 16, 2011
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"Girlfriend, after seven months you gotta let a ***** go. I don't even know why you lamentin' over that Tyron--Tyreek--Tyrone ***** anyway."
"His name was Elmor IV."
"His name could be Shaka Zaire, that ***** no good. Let me tell you, there ain't never been no good Black men never. Should I repeat myself? What you need is a White *****. I'm telling you the troof. A White ***** will solve all of your problems. Have you never seen Pocahontas? Sure, sure, sure that **** is a cartoon, but ***** let me tell you, that is the troof."
"No thanks."
"Girl, I'm telling you. Don't mind how the John Smith ***** went and invaded another people's land, that White ***** was alright."
"Thanks, but can I be alone."
"No, no, no, you coming out with me. I'm telling you the troof. We need to get you some White *****."
"Hold on a moment, my phone is ringing." Eliza holds up her hand and engages in a casual conversation with her caller.
"***** you just lifted your hand to your face. You don't got no phone. We in the 17th century. Matter of fact, I don't even know who Pocohantas is! Whatever *****, I'm done with you. I'm trying to hook you up with a White ***** and all you can do is play me."
"Would you quiet down and close the door when you leave."
Eliza's friend cautiously closes the door. She then takes several steps until realizing that her caution was ill-placed. "That's the last time I visit that *****."
Eliza however wonders. "Is it time for her to start dating again? Or will Elmor wake up to her?"
"His name was Elmor IV."
"His name could be Shaka Zaire, that ***** no good. Let me tell you, there ain't never been no good Black men never. Should I repeat myself? What you need is a White *****. I'm telling you the troof. A White ***** will solve all of your problems. Have you never seen Pocahontas? Sure, sure, sure that **** is a cartoon, but ***** let me tell you, that is the troof."
"No thanks."
"Girl, I'm telling you. Don't mind how the John Smith ***** went and invaded another people's land, that White ***** was alright."
"Thanks, but can I be alone."
"No, no, no, you coming out with me. I'm telling you the troof. We need to get you some White *****."
"Hold on a moment, my phone is ringing." Eliza holds up her hand and engages in a casual conversation with her caller.
"***** you just lifted your hand to your face. You don't got no phone. We in the 17th century. Matter of fact, I don't even know who Pocohantas is! Whatever *****, I'm done with you. I'm trying to hook you up with a White ***** and all you can do is play me."
"Would you quiet down and close the door when you leave."
Eliza's friend cautiously closes the door. She then takes several steps until realizing that her caution was ill-placed. "That's the last time I visit that *****."
Eliza however wonders. "Is it time for her to start dating again? Or will Elmor wake up to her?"