'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The Priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'>>>> 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Volpe?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I 'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa Di Angel o, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over And whispers, 'What'd you get?' '4 months vacation and five good leads.'