Black Jokes Humor : Italian Boy's Confession...

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  1. dstny

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    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
    The Priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?'
    'Yes, Father, it is.'

    'And who was the girl you were with?'
    'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
    'Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so
    you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'>>>> 'I cannot say.'
    'Was it Teresa Volpe?'
    'I'll never tell.'
    'Was it Nina Capelli?'
    'I 'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
    'My lips are sealed.'
    'Was it Rosa Di Angel o, then?'
    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Johnny
    Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
    You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave
    yourself.'
    Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over
    And whispers, 'What'd you get?'

    '4 months vacation and five good leads.'
     
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