Black Poetry : Internet Date

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  1. coey30

    coey30 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ah **** this going to be great
    I’m too busy so I decided to internet date
    Created my profile, looking good
    I stand out.. I wish a ************ Would
    I began to search and picked out a few
    Oh **** she smoke, had to throw back two
    So I send out a message to her attention
    Something slick, Im a writer did I mention
    Her pictures look good from all positions
    Side, front, back and all transitions
    5’6 with curves in all the right places
    The kind of body that has me making O faces
    She reply’s and soon we begin to speak
    She showing in real interest and we decided to meet
    Friday’s the perfect spot
    I’ll get the special, that way it does not cost a lot
    We decide to meet there Saturday at 5
    This might be the one and I feel so alive
    On the drive over I practice my lines
    And like always I arrive on time
    I get a table for two.. one by the window
    This way I can spot her when she arrives fo sho
    5:05 and she has not made it
    5:15 now I feel degraded
    That high I was feeling has just faded
    Thinking **** I Paid for parking..
    In My Marvin Sapp voice…“Never should have Paid it”
    My phone rings, it’s her…
    She says she in the front, Come and get her
    So I’m thinking is she serious
    I sat there for a minute then I got curious
    So I headed to the front where she could be greeted
    Thinking be cool, be polite and compliment her when were seated
    AS I got to the front I did not see her……
    There is she seated with the coat made of beaver
    I tried to be cool be it was too surprising
    As she stood up and continue standing and rising
    Oh **** my neck started to itch
    All I could this was “that a huge *****”
    Towering over me in all of her 6’5 glory
    This is **** is true, no made up story
    I said hello with my voice all deep
    But hers was deeper than mines, made me sound week
    As I walked beside her thinking she is a lot taller
    She held my hand, got me looking like a toddler
    I mean before the date I was feeling like a baller
    But my hand in hers just made me feel smaller
    We sat down and I could not help it
    She had the largest face and I reach and felt it
    I asked her are you wearing heals and she said.. flats
    She asked me why I ask her that
    Well you profile read you was 5’6
    She said that was clearly a misprint
    I’m thinking no ****, you should have fix it..
    So I ordered something quick
    Cause I was ready to split and just was not feeling this
    Now she’s eating slow and trying to have a conversation
    The bass in her voice has the water in the glass vibrating
    She asked where was the lady’s room pointed as I turned around
    As she walked across the restaurant all I could hear was this deep pound
    As her feet hit the ground
    We she came back to the table I wanted to be polite
    I asked her was everything alright
    She said why yes, she is having a great time
    And that she hoped her height was not going to be a problem of mine
    I looked her dead in the eye and flat out lied
    I could see her given me horsey back rides and a wedding day of me being carried inside
    Mental flashes of being abused and being punked to know end
    Me filing an order of protection and living with my friends
    As the date begin to come to an end I paid the check
    She asked me so now what’s next
    I said well, I’ll call you to let you know I made it home
    You do the same or text from your phone
    She said OH… tonight I don’t want to me alone
    And were consenting adults, were both grown
    Now I am a gentlemen and I carry myself a such
    But this woman right here, right here.. was asking for too much
    I mean Let be real, I’m okay
    I’m comfortable in who I am, I’m confident, that I can say
    My organ plays great, it’s a productive member
    I just don’t have the equipment to play at the Staple Center
    …. So I told her.. Maybe another time
    That in time this will get to know each other and it will be fine like aged wine
    She gave me that look that no was not a good enough answer
    I told her is was sick, that it may be cancer
    She grab me by the seat of my Pants
    And whispered tonight we WILL dirty dance..
    I tried to pull free but she had a grip
    Lifted me off the ground with one hand over my lip
    Im thinking dam of all ******* dates
    On this one I’m about to be rape
    I mean any other it would have not been contested
    But this time I’m about to be molested
    She threw me in the back seat of her Ford Expedition
    Instructed me to undress and assume the position
    Dam, right here in the parking lot, oh no I got class
    Plus she can’t fit in here with her overgrown ***
    She reclined the seats and I feel into the third row
    She yanked my pants down and I kept saying “No Means NO”
    I tugged and pulled but she would not let go
    I tried to scream, this can’t be happening it must be a dream
    I TUGGED,I PULLED, I TRIED TO BREAK AWAY
    IM NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THIS, NOT THIS WAY
    I TRIED TO STOP HER BUT SHE WAS STONGER
    I PRAYED I CUM QUICK BUT THIS WAS TAKING LONGER
    Just talking about it makes tears fill up my eyes
    I got scratches on all over my hips and few on my thighs
    When she was done she pushed me to the floor
    I grabbed my shoe, pulled up my pants and open the door
    I mean it was a full 7mins and my abs are sore
    Then she laughed and said punk don’t call me no more
    For some twisted reason I asked Way.. was it not great
    I mean I was nervous it was just our first date
    She said I need a strong man cause I’m at my sexual peak
    And besides you left **** stains all across my seat…
     
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    BRAVO POET ... BRAVO !!!! ... :toast: :toast: :toast:

    i laffed and laffed reading this ... :rofl: ... hahahahahaha

    oh gosh ... if it was me ... the poem wooda ended when she went to the bathroom ... :rofl: ... :lol: ... hahahaha

    i wooda been so out of there ... :lol: ... oh my gosh !!! ... too funnnneeeeee !!!!

    whew !!!

    Thanks for Sharing! :toast:

    :heart:

    Destee
     
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    smh..............lol this was enjoyable big ups poet
     
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