Black Jokes Humor : intercom

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    a guy brings his girlfriend back 2 her home after being out on a date. they reach the front door, he leans w 1 hand on the wall, looks n2 her eyes & says, "sweetie, y don't u give me a blow job?"
    "what? u're crazy!" she replies.
    "don't worry, it will b quick, no problem!"
    "no!! some1 may c; a relative, a neighbor..."
    "at this time of the night, no 1 will show up," he adds.
    "i've already said no, so no!"
    "honey, it's just a small blowie, i know u like it too!"
    "no!!! i've said no!!!"
    "my love, don't b like that, come on!"
    at this moment the girls sister shows up at the door n her nightgown w her hair totally n disorder, rubbing her eyes & says, "dad says either u have 2 blow him, i have to blow him, or he will come down & give him a blow job himself, but for god's sake, tell ur boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
     
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    hahahahaha!!

    hands off da intercom!!
    did they hear me !
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    oh goodness

    No he didn't :laugh:
     
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    how bout just tellin him to take his tail home? lol
     
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    Well, let's put it like this, he couldn't lose..long as he stayed on the intercom ...hahaha
     
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    And long as daddy don't load his "blow job" with triple-aught or salt peter!