Black Jokes Humor : In the closet.........literally!

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  1. info-moetry

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    A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
    Bedroom closet to watch.

    The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the
    closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball."

    Man: "That's nice."

    Boy: "Want to buy it?"

    Man: "No, thanks."

    Boy: "My dad's outside."

    Man: "OK, how much?"

    Boy: "$250"

    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
    are In the closet together.

    Boy: "Dark in here."

    Man: "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball glove.

    The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy: "$750"

    Man: "Sold."

    A few days later, the father says to the boy, "! Grab your glove,
    let's go outside and have a game of catch."

    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

    The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy: "$1,000"

    The father says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends Like that
    ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
    You to church and make you confess."

    They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
    confessional booth and closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in here."

    The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet now."
     
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    :lol: thats just plain ole awful! :lol: SMH LOL
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hahahahahaaaa...wow, what a terrible web we weave...lol
    *note to self* ..."What's done in the dark, sooner or later, comes to light"
     
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    hahahahahahahahahaha....dude...thas some funny ish...

    one love
    khasm
     
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    never know it's not always the milk man or mailman i see
    this some ill deep behind the doors stuff .........lol i mean whoaaaaaaaaa!
     
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    Seems like this priest has got some confessing to do himself. LOL Thanks for the joke.
     
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    Holy Batman!

    Now that's funny!
     
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    See, See I rebuke you lol
    Nice Post very nice punch line.
     
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    Sure beats the stories we've been hearing lately about priest and little boys which isn't funny at all.

    But this is a good laugh
     
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