Black Poetry : In Search Of The Vagina Chronicles and The Penis Papers (for Hunter and Heartbeat)

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  1. blakverb

    blakverb Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I moonlight as a Sexual Anthropologist
    and upon my studies of the Vagina Chronicles
    and The Penis Papers I began to wonder
    What "came" first, The Vagina or
    The Penis?

    after reading the scribes of scholars
    Dr. Penis Heartbeat and Dr. Vagina Hunter
    I was led to a lands where
    the genome swam in pools of salt water
    and the trees moaned when the wind
    blew...then I saw it the "beauteous
    skies of Venus" also known as the Moving
    Mural of Orgys...bodies flowed against
    one another as if leaves falling yet avoiding
    the earth / slight slaps were in the wind

    (Note to self: Were the skies "freaks?")

    The skies bled sweat!
    I ran for cover under the weeping tree
    yet, it cried too. The sound was amazing!
    "Give me more" "Whose is it" and "****, baby"
    were the predominent sounds of the
    blustery breeze of Eros / I was awestruck!

    After the noise subsided and the rain ceased
    I proceeded to search for the Chronicles and the Papers
    Along the way I found the very first
    box of Trojans made of mahogany wood
    I deduce that sex was reserved for that "special"
    someone so the "Jimmies" came in a "special" package

    I got to a hill about 150 feet high
    I stood at the base and proceeded to
    walk up a trail that no one has travelled
    before...Ya see "I, Blakverb professor of
    Sexual Anthropology, and fearless self-proclaimed
    freak" have been bold enough to go
    where "no man or woman" has dared to
    go before, I attribute this courage to
    a strong sex drive that keeps me determined
    to ensure that "all" journeys
    are plasureable

    I got to the top and low
    and behold there it was!
    the land of moist walls and
    excited penis behaviors, the land
    of "unharnessed sexual forces"
    so powerful that it made me undress,

    and naked I stood...
    at attention...

    Going down the trail to this
    land I stumbled upon the tablets
    of X, a heiroglyphically scribed
    X-rated film...I heard it existed
    but would not have believed it if...
    I wouldn't have came upon, oops, excuse
    me stumbled upon them myself....I placed
    them in my sac

    As I proceeded...

    (knock knock knock)
    what!? Time for class...

    to be continued...


    (c) blakverb 2001
     
  2. GQ

    GQ Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Blak,

    Infinite thumbs up!!!!!!! Outstanding piece my brotha!!! Simply outstanding!!!!

    Respect
    GQ
     
  3. alyce

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    only you

    could be so deeply probing & thorough in your research and so dedicated to such a worthy under~taking as this!!!

    I am full, this evening....whew!

    Waiting for the next piece!

    A
     
  4. N2urSoul

    N2urSoul Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    And the Blakman is at it....

    again!! Go on wit ya' bad *** self!!
    This is tyght Blak -- but then again,
    erry thang you put down is "tyght" and/or "hard"!!

    :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Heartbeat

    Heartbeat Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Gon an tell me bout it! Awesome work here.

    BE
     
  6. dnommo

    dnommo Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    okay verb...you really went there this time...

    this scribe is :hot:
     
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    baller Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    you know...

    i could flow with this but all i'll say is...DAYUM, Blak.

    two things i couldn't be: a sexual anthropologist and a gyneacologist.
    a brutha would just melt...everyday.:)

    keep it flowing, blak.

    peace.
     
  8. GA_Sunshyne

    GA_Sunshyne Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    VERB.....

    hmmm... what can i say?! nothin' you haven't already
    heard i'm sure!... but this was oh-so tyght... but!
    You know dat!!... You keep it continuously tyght!! :)

    OneLuv...
    SunShyne~
     
  9. Hunter

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    YEAHLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

    Anthropologist huh??

    See that's why I 'DIG' Yo flow!!
    Cos' you be excavating lines to reconstruct verse
    Buried within the confines of your creative mind

    Dayuuuuum blak....you really are the *VERB*
    Can't wait to hear more!!

    *Action-man* ;)
     
  10. blakverb

    blakverb Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hunter, queen your scribe inspired this piece. The V-Chronicles are "da ----". Thank you for the comps.

    GA, my sunshine. I've heard a lot even things that I've heard before but I love the same. You know I look out for your reply even if it is to say "something I've heard before"

    Baller, bruh you hit the nail on the head, constantly melting...thanks yo

    dnommo, you know how it is...you've got to go there sometimes....what's up with the piece?

    Heartbeat, thanks for the comps...as with Hunter and her "V-chronicles", your "P-Papers" inspired this piece. Thank you for blessing a blakman with your talent.

    N2, queen words from a sister as deep as you weighs a ton on my scale of appreciation.

    alyce, hey lady...thank you! for the comps, the next piece is coming, but, when am I going to see your next?

    GQ, my poetical brother, my main man, my right hand, thanks doc for the infinite thumbs...that is the first time I received that many thumbs, I could flip a whole lot of quarters :laughing: i'm tripping blakman. you know you my brother in scribe and I am grateful to have been anointed the infinite thumbs by the "one and only" GQ.

    everyone...thank you, like I often say we will all meet somewhere, sometime, somehow...if it does not happen something within me will not be complete.

    peace and one love, blak
     
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