Khasm13 : in other news

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  1. Khasm13

    Khasm13 STAFF STAFF

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    this weekend i'm slap boxing with Jesus
    if cris cringle doesn't send me some cheaper heaterz
    i already stuffed da windows with old chicago readers
    will da church leaders beat us and snap out this weekend
    so they can get us to reach in our pockets and spend
    my bust...i meant to say donate
    to the causes of da Lord...and so that peace can procreate
    encompassing da great amount of hate on da earths plate
    too lil give too much take
    watch my bottle shake rattle and roll
    for whom does da jingle bells really toll?
    all i know is that rap music is really out of control
    for sure dude...last week i saw her spinning on a strippers pole
    spreadin @ss cheeks...she was so open i saw da black hole
    but in other news....
    on the 12th day of christmas i saw ms. claus in da punch bowl
    sippin hunch punch all night cause getting drunk was her goal
    she think santas trickin off cause she saw chics numbers on his steno
    he's been out late all this month...she can count da teardrops on da window
    she knows....some of these desprate moms aint nothin but h0es
    try'n to get phat presents without spending a cent
    and santa's been trippin...riding around in a sleigh with a tint
    wtf does he need a tint in da middle of night
    cripes...mrs. claus is angry but does not wanna fight
    she knows some of those same h0es have a fetish
    for tasting mr. claus's meat...minus da lettuce
    what's an old woman to do...at the north pole
    with only lil elves to chear her up and console
    but in other news...
    nimrod's d_k'a hard cause theirs not a shard
    of truth to da holiday season...lies have not yet come home to roost
    the propaganda has given his evil seed a boost
    decendants of catz that slung negroes in a noose
    spread da holiday season chear
    while the hungry pack a duece duece
    grinch'n like dr. suess...cause they don't care
    no time for celebrating da winter solstice
    when there are so many childen missing on posters
    even the unassuming pack gats in holsters
    to bolster their chance of holding their stance
    last night i saw a miricle on 79th street on a glance
    a mother got car jacked in da street
    but when the robbers saw the baby in da back seat
    they backed off in what some are calling
    a christmas inspired retreat...
    in other news...
    most of this is bs...did u catch da rest?
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Here's something else to put in the news: ...Ms. Claus, santa don't/won't and can't stop by my house ..lol...
    so he have get to his "ho ho ho's somewhere else. ..hahaha
    tight piece, I enjoyed reading this news
     
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    you are too silly queentswana...that cat
    is da bigest player i know...potbelly and all...lololol
    thanks for da love sis...
    one love
    khasm
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Don't let that pot (pillow) belly fool ya, he prime us all year, and by years end...he pounces.
    ps..
    he don't come from the "north pole"...he come with the "north pole" ...hahaha
     
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    word up what a flow of news on the man ...........
     
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    lol @ queent.....I really enjoyed this drop Khasm, some of the "news" is probably truer than we'd care to admit. flow on poet.
     
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    :picture: Picture perfect son..... :geek:

    Queen...... :pie: You always keep me rolling :rolling:
     
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    See now, all that talk about hoes gots me thinkin of that old Luda song..... :jam:

    Khasm, you on a poetic roll lately, baby. :pool:
     
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    Hipocrisy is a mutha.../ this in other news...

    Boy...u know u exposed the expose' of the season
    in this piece

    and hit it right out of the park... :playball:

    Luvin it!
    Sage
     
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    *jes enjoying the poetic presence that is...KHASM*
    hehehe
    :blush:
    MERCY smh you are good my brotha yes you iz lol
    i echo the sentiments of the rest of the famlee...dis news is da ISH! lol
     
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