Black Jokes Humor : IN HEAVEN

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    Two ladies are talking in heaven:
    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!
    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
    the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally
    died a peaceful death. What about you?
    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
    suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home
    early to catch him in the act. But, instead, I found
    him all by himself in the den watching TV.
    1st woman: So, what happened?
    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
    somewhere that I started running all over the house
    looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and
    down into the basement. Then I went through every
    closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
    until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so
    exhausted that I just collapsed with a heart attack
    and died.
    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -
    we'd both still be alive.
     
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    LMBO ....seem like nobody think to check there ......lol
     
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    You laughed didn't you...

    I get some good jokes at work. lol
     
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