I'M THE MAGIC MAN! I Can make a woman grab her purse real tight, Anytime I pass just pass by. I can make a whole family lock their car doors With just one look,from out the corner of my eye. I can scare them half to death, make them buy an insurance plan, Lord what can I say, I'm the magic man. I can make a cop appear, out of nowhere Just by minding my biz, walking down the street, I can can make him draw his gun from his holster And make him ask for my I.D. - WOW-what a great feat! I can put fear in any Cops heart w/o a gun in my hand. I'm a bad MOFO , I'm the magic man. I can make a women cringe w/ fear When I step into an elevator, I can freeze her there until I leave, Tip my hat, and say I'll see you later, I can make her take out a handkerchief, to wipe her brow I'm the magic man, how do I do it? Sorry, but I took a secret vow. I can make an entire nation blame me For it's downfall and troubled woes. Yes I can make a real estate man change his mind, Sell to someone else, and take my money out of escrow I can make a whole neighborhood MOVE!-- When I arrive, DAMMIT! IM, THE, MAGIC, MAN, THE BADDEST MAN ALIVE!