Black People : If the Rich and Famous wrote Santa.......

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  1. MizLindaLinda

    MizLindaLinda Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dear Santa,
    Already got what I wanted.
    Thanks anyway.

    Sincerely,
    Condi Rice

    Dear Santa,
    I need a beach chair, Bermuda shorts, sunscreen. a year's supply of trashy paperbacks, and an unlisted telephone number.

    Humbly submitted,
    Tom Ridge

    Dear Santa,
    Who needs you?
    Ever given anyone 12 million for screwing up?

    Thought not.
    Butch Davis

    Dear Santa,
    If you could make my girls behave sometimes, that would be really great.
    Every time I remind them that I'm the most powerful man in the world, they just laugh.
    Be real glad you never had to raise kids while trying to run a country.

    Best to you and the Missus,
    George W. Bush

    Dear Santa,
    I've been naughty, but so what?
    People are always picking at me. I aint no punk, Santa, so I;ve gotta handle my business like a man, know what I,m saying?
    Yeah, I make mad dollars in the NBA, but I still deserve to get lots of stuff.
    Have you heard my new rap CD?
    Love,
    Ron Artest

    Dear Santa,
    I could use a backbone.
    Your Pal,
    Major League Baseball
    Commissioner Bud Selig

    Dear Santa,
    I dont need anything. My wife is rich.
    Ha-ha
    Your friend,
    John Kerry

    Dear Santa,
    You're fired!Just kidding.
    Always,
    Donald Trump
    P.S.My girlfriend wants me to ask you for a new hairstyle, but I think she looks just fine.

    Dear Santa,
    My new husband wont work, so I'll probably be needing another annulment....soon.
    Smooches,
    Britney Spears
    BTW: Are you seeing anybody? Just kidding :)

    Dearest Father Christmas,
    Now that I'm British, I suppose I should request something classy like peace on Earth.But what I really want is a carton of American cigaretts. English cigs taste like wet cardboard.
    Ever Yours,
    Madonna

    Yo, Santizzle:
    I need some dashizzle to go with my bizziszzle. Hippdizzle?
    For Shizzle,
    Snoop Doggy Dogg

    Dear Santa,
    I'm trying real hard to behave, but the road to temptation is slicker than a wet watermelon, as my mama used to say.
    Hurry.
    Your bud,
    Bill Clinton.

    I AM Santa.
    Eternally,
    Oprah
     
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