Black Poetry : If It Don't Fit

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by $$RICH$$, Mar 12, 2002.

  1. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    If it don't fit
    don't force it
    just relax
    and
    let it go :eek:

    If it don't fit
    don't try to
    smoke it:yo:
    it will choke ya
    dis u should know

    just like other
    it will grow

    don't even blow it
    dat's a no no:nono:
    coz it will get ya
    lock jaw
    9 months of
    hard labor

    If it don't fit
    don't mess wit it
    coz
    it will put on a show
    deep inside
    it's masterful:D

    take u on a ride
    make u do thangz inside
    mesmerize ya hide

    it a good feelin
    yet it hurts
    it sometime really works :rolleyes:

    If it don't fit
    don't force it
    just relax
    and
    let it go :eek:

    it's all meat
    yeah! it's a treat
    to a tongue lickin' feast:tongue:
    but
    ya can't bite it
    can't carry it
    wit ya
    u can't always keep it
    not sure if u want it
    who's in control of it ?
    but
    u can love it :love:

    If it don't fit
    woooweee!
    forget it !

    it has one eye
    fat head
    sometime
    lay around
    like it's dead

    have no brains
    never shame
    just trying to do
    it's thang
    and hide
    leaving blame

    so don't claim it
    well i guess i'll
    name it !:eek:

    my *!@#:toast:
     
  2. N2urSoul

    N2urSoul Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    $$RICH$$ you are too much! :lol:

    N2 :)
     
  3. GQ

    GQ Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dawg,

    You're nutz!!!! <~~~~~ No pun intended!!!

    Hella humorous piece bro!!!

    :peace:
    GQ
     
  4. GA_Sunshyne

    GA_Sunshyne Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    $$RICH-NE$$.


    ...i needed this today! & i agree wit N2...
    you are too much!!... but hey! thanks for
    the... uh... warning... :lol:

    :heart:
    Elayne.
     
  5. Reason

    Reason Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dollar Bill

    You got me crackin up ova here!!!

    Madd Respect
    Reas
     
  6. misty

    misty Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    haha, what if it fits, when then!!!
    :)
     
  7. Bishop

    Bishop Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    $$Rich$$ handle yo bizness boy!!! But if it don't fit you may need to grease it up a bit!
     
  8. misty

    misty Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    if it fits whatcha gonna do Boy!!!!
     
  9. mizdee2002

    mizdee2002 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    everyonz, everyonz....

    $RICH$,

    that is da#@ phuny! i just laughed out loud at work...my coworkers think i've finally lost it!


    dee:laugh: :laugh:
     
  10. MsBerry_98

    MsBerry_98 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    What the hellllll?

    :eek: $$RICH$$ you done lost yo' mind.

    and Bishop... if it's too big... ain't noooo amount of grease in the world gone make it fit. :lol:

    Ya'll are entirely too much.

    It's **** like this that has me geeked about August. I need to see what's behind some of this lunacy :lol:

    :heart:
     
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