Black Jokes Humor : If B E T was a high school

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  1. OldSoul

    OldSoul Permanent Black Man PREMIUM MEMBER

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    IF BET WAS A HIGH SCHOOL

    Jay-Z would be the popular B-Ball star who everyone envied.
    Beyonce would be the head cheerleader who dated the B-Ball star and whose dad is the school principal.
    Kelly and Michelle would make up Beyonce's Mean Girl Clique.
    Lil' Kim would be the fast *** ghetto girl with style who is secretly dating the Health Teacher.
    Jennifer Lopez would be the fashionista who has dated most of the Football Team.
    P. Diddy would be the guy who throws parties every Friday night after the game.
    Biggie would be the fat, ugly guy who has a fine girlfriend that has everyone scratching their heads.
    Eminem would be the token white guy in the most notorious Black crew who has everyone's respect.
    Pharrell would be the Black guy who hangs out with mostly white people, but is still respected by Blacks.
    Joss Stone would be the groovy White Chick who only dates brothas.
    R. Kelly would be the guy who graduated three years ago, still parking in the school's parking lot after school, looking for tender ronis.
    Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug who always imitates the most popular thug, Tupac.
    50 Cent would be the guy who lives in the weight room and intimidates everybody.
    Nelly would be the fly country boy who excells in Sports.
    Chris Brown would be the freshman who holds his own against the Big Dogs.
    Usher would be the pretty boy who is always dancing in the hallways trying to impress the ladies by showing them his abs.
    Whitney & Bobby would be the drunk, embarrassing parents who are coming to see about their bad assed kid.
    D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gangsta clicks who play sports and steal things. Most of the click is usually suspended.
    Keyshia Cole would be the chick with a different hair color every week.
    Mary J. Blige would be the chick with a different hair style every week.
    Outkast would be the school hippies.
    Sean Paul would be the Jamaican cat who pulls ladies because of his accent.
    Kanye West would be the Debate Team champion during his entire high school tenure, and also be the guy fighting for some kind of cause.
    Lil' Jon would be the kid always put out of class because he doesn't know how to whisper when cheating on a test.
    Jaheim would the thug who strangely loves Choir Class.
    Dr. Dre would be the 20 year old senior.
    Mariah Carey would be the mixed chick who hangs with every ethnic group at school.
    T.I. would be the little dude always talking mess.
    Alicia Keys would be the pretty honor student who's rough around the edges.
    Missy Elliott would be the girl in the slow classes with Mase.
    Ciara would be the tall chick with the little *** boyfriend, Bow Wow.
    Ludacris was the class clown who is always trying to hook up with girls.
    LL Cool J. would be the Phys. Ed. teacher with a mostly a female class waiting for him to bend over in his little shorts so they can giggle.
    Toni Braxton would be the hot nurse who always has the male students in her office.
    Janet Jackson would be the sexy dance teacher who is engaged to the little *** Band Director, Jermaine Dupri.
    Madonna would be the Human Sexuality teacher who always has parents in an uproar because their children's homework is too explicit.
    Ronald Isley would be the jheri curled janitor who's been working for forty years and has no desire to retire
     
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    lol..........this was very funny and good i really enjoyed reading this one..
    LMAO......
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol@ Bobby & whitney ...drunk @sses...
    R. Kelly do reside in the school parking lot..In the (1st to 5th) class lane :lol:
     
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    queent ya crazy .....lol
    i'll be walking my baby to school
    and paying teachers some visits
    in dat B.E.T school
     
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    spicybrown Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    OldSoul, you took me back with that one!
    Very true:)
     
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    cursed heart Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was funny as hell!
     
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    Juelz Santana and Cam'ron would be the playa hatin bench warmers who wish they were elite like Jigga.

    That was great!
     
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    Sweet baby_face Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That's funny!!!!!!
     
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