Black People : I was a ten pounder

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This came to mind today. I want to share

    It is funny now.
    But while I was experiencing this.
    I dreaded all the documents and court time I was facing to legally accept what
    I thought was my first name for over twenty-six years.

    To fix it
    I had to get a copy of the document that enrolled me in Kindergarten.
    What name was on that could legally be my name.
    Or I could have any name I wanted since the original cert was blank.

    I was a ten pounder.
    My mother passed out and didn't get my name on my birth certificate.
    Twenty six years later.
    I needed a true copy.
    I was still without a first name. Then it gets worse....:poop:
    I finally fixed that after toying with the idea I could commit crime since I had no first name.
    Then I finds out when my father retires.

    His last name wasn't the last name he used for 65 years.
    Now legally I had to correct that.
    If he chose to use his legal name that was the registered one
    or by court order change his name to
    The one I have now
    was his choice.

    I had no first name on my cert. wow...

    Me with no first..name no last.. name.

    Now all nine children in the family...my five sisters and three brothers all belonged on a single milk carton...

    :look: at these faces...

    DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?

    The question is do you have your passport? A true copy of your Birth Cert.
     
  2. Astrologer4U

    Astrologer4U Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    HODEE, are you serious, or is this one of your not so cute little jokes?
     
  3. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I apologize A4U for not responding sooner.
    I have been crazy busy.
    I was looking over to find an old post and read this.

    A4U this is true
    I have my certificate fixed now.
    I need to get another copy, for my passport photo
     
  4. Da Street So'ja

    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    um

    i think somebody once coined the phrase

    what's in a name?

    yea no first name on my birth "certificate" either

    and daddy wasn't daddy but don't commit on crime lol

    they'll still come for you, you know they need bodies for those cells lol

    i was doing fine until 9-11 with homeland "security" they want first names

    on everything other then that my birth '"certificate" would have stayed the

    same

    you know i don't care about these eurotrix documents lol

    :terrific:

    ten pounds huh? wow

    i was eight pounds and stop growing soon after birth lol

    ahahahahahahhaaha
     
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    I am so shocked at a birth certificate with no first name on it.


    But, then, again, I guess I shouldn't be.


    'Glad you got all that straightened out, Hodee.

    And, yes, I have an official copy of mine. 'Had to have it years ago for a job.
     
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