Black Poetry : I Love Black comedians

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  1. AACOOLDRE

    AACOOLDRE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I LOVE BLACK COMEDIANS

    By Andre Austin

    Because Black ministers and teachers refused to teach I appeal to Black comedians do the thing

    We need our own liberty bell to ring

    There are no aliens or lizards just a round table of bank officials pulling the strings

    Hey Cedric the Entertainer Mr. Dick

    Thinks your Sick when Rosa Parks was dissed in the Barbershop flick

    The ancient black comedian Dick Gregory can’t stand yo ***

    The illuminaty doesn’t want your *** just blood and body parts and your cash

    Bus driver on the Honeymoons should have given Parks a pass

    But just like Kunta Kinte you will learn from the lash

    Our black youth have compartmialized knowledge on the spiders world wide web sites

    Delegated to black comedians to bring it to light

    Black women want to be like Isis

    But she sewed up her man Osiris in a time of crisis

    She got it together and put her man back together

    And when we were players

    In the ancient city of Nabta-playa

    Our eyes looked to the stars and set in motion what the Hebrews stole and called a religion

    Then Turned Ham eyes into a ***

    And our bare behinds we now sag

    Eddie Griffin said sagging is ****** spelled backwards.

    Professor Griff knows it too turn hip hop into metro-sexuals coons

    They destroyed the City of On

    In the eyes of ham they spread mud

    But lets connect the conspiracy to the Jewish illuminati’s Babylonian Talmud

    Where the blueprint is to make us butt-naked and gay

    By corrupting us through music, debt, media and religious programing everyday

    My Scottish Rite freemason Eddie Murphy will get it someday

    Named after the white mason Audie murphy from the lodge in LA

    A Vampire from Brooklyn from Paramount to the Elite Viacom Jew

    All connected to the brotherhood and they keep doing what they do

    And our inner-city youth don’t have a clue

    They let you get rich

    Then they such your blood and leave you in a coffin ditch

    You was Coming to America in search of a Queen

    But a naked black *** was the first female you had in the scene

    Like Ricky smiley said they gave black girls

    The upside down Mc Donalds side to peddle around the world

    And it all goes back to their genesis ham and the Babylonian Talmud

    Where females are jezebel and Ham a castrated butt naked stud

    We have been slaves and we have been sold

    Now the De beers and gang can’t have our diamonds and Gold

    Seize the time seize the land

    Ham is the black soil from which the Pyramids stand

    Shouts out to:

    Bill Cosby

    Tracey Morgan

    Sinbad’s Benton harbor I mean (Lil Chicago)

    I can’t let Detroit’s John Witherspoon and David Alan Grier Go

    Mike Epps sometimes look like Malcolm X

    My man Jamie Foxx

    And the big dummy Red Fox

    And the rest:

    DL Hughley, chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Aries Spears, Dave Chappelle, Paul Mooney, Richard Pryor, Don Curry, T.C. Carter, Lavelle Crawford, Robert Townsend, Bruce Bruce, Kevin hart, Martin Lawrence, Robin Harris, flip Wilson, jimmy walker (JJ), Bernie Mac (I miss u man), Steve Harvey, Kat Williams (quit stealing stay pimping), Tommy Davidson (two earings ain’t cool dude), Wayans Brothers, Arsenio hall (welcome back), Tyler Perry (you da man). If I forgot you its because I forgot you.

    I love black comedians



    Love,

    AACOOLDRE





     
  2. Destee

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    Very Nice Poetry! :toast:

    i was finna say ... this reads like poetry! :) ... till i saw it is in the poetry forum!

    Great Work! Thanks for Sharing!

    Love You!

    :heart:

    Destee
     
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    candeesweet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I enjoy reading your work!
     
  4. boogaloo

    boogaloo New Member MEMBER

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    I like that very much and so true
     
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