Black Poetry : i hate the DMV

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  1. redlady

    redlady Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I hate the DMV
    It brings something out of me
    Deep inside like some isotopic element
    I churn inside like bits of filament
    Everytime I got into this place
    They always start some shhh with me
    You see
    I am a New Yorker through and through
    Was born and raised there too
    But when I moved to New Jersey
    They said to me
    You gotta go to the DMV

    DMV on the first day
    Some fat poor white trash gonna look at me and say
    You can’t take the written test today
    Cause you birth certificate is from the hospital
    We need one with the county seal
    After September 11th you might be a terrorist
    Or some ****
    Gonna send me away
    I say
    ***** must not know who I am
    Lookin’ inbred and smelling like chain smoke
    I hate the DMV

    DMV on the second day
    Skinny white ho gonna look at me and say
    I need your marriage license today
    Cause your birth certificate ain’t who you say
    I’m looking at her like she must be mad
    You couldn’t tell me this the first day I might add?
    Got me waiting weeks and sending self addressed and stamped envelopes..all over the world so I can stand in here with these funky people who smell like chain smoke and I wanna CHOKE your stank azzz but I go on…yunno?

    I hate the DMV
    Supposed to go back today you see
    But I got this feeling that they’re layin for me
    And I might have to hurt somebody
    And now my friends gotta bail me out
    Cause I had to absolutely scream and shout
    Choke some white ***** with stringy hair
    Or some old ancient white man just sitting there
    Slowly moving his stamp to the pad
    Getting up for his break like he glad, like he did
    something and I’m mad…I can’t hang I hate the DMV
     
  2. GQ

    GQ Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    red...

    I feel ya!!!

    Kleva work...

    :heart:
    GQ
     
  3. brotherman

    brotherman Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Straight up hate em my **** self...traffic court is a mutha too, ask anybody from DC about traffic court and they'll help you burn down a few...flow on
     
  4. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    feeling you here ......it can be a real u know !....keep breaking it down redlady
     
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