I am a white blond haired, blue-eyed white man I have guilt I should not have been born I am a descendant of an albino I rape lie, cheat and steal I am an ignoramus Even as I write my haiku, my butt is high. Oh wait... I have no butt... I am a white man I am what every black man fears for his daughter; Yet their daughters crave for me; I feel bad because I want their daughters but the daughters want not me. The daughters cry out for white blond-haired blue-eyed white men because men of their own color... black men aren't cutting slack; they are weak in the sack with me being medieval that means I am whack That's why I care not if I get banned by Mr. Dac the evil warlord... for I am the ultimate evil.. only for my blond hair and blue eyes.