A little boy got on the bus, Sat next to a man reading a book, And noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said. " I am a Father."
The little boy replied." My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered." I am the Father of many."
The boy said. " My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and he doesn't wear his collar that way!
The priest, getting impatient, said." I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.
"Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar."
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said. " I am a Father."
The little boy replied." My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered." I am the Father of many."
The boy said. " My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and he doesn't wear his collar that way!
The priest, getting impatient, said." I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.
"Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar."
