Black Jokes Humor : Husband Down!

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  1. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Costco.. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser
    and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

    'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the
    basket.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

    'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.

    On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down!!!
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    u mean she ...o' my goodnesss.....lol
    someting about a wife that don't play whewwww!!!

    STANDING CLEAR.
     
  3. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    ooh you did it. now you gonna git it
     
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    hahaha....he just don't know....

    one love
    khasm
     
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    hiphopolx Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LMAO

    :lol: That was a good 1 thx 4 sharing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
     
  6. Namjoper

    Namjoper New Member MEMBER

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    That was real funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Check out this ones

    Missing Wife
    The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

    "Why?"

    "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

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    God And Professor

    A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:

    "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.

    "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.

    "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated,

    "Then there is no God."

    One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply.

    Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it. The student stood up and asked the following questions to his classmates:

    "Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.

    "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Absolute silence.

    "Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded,

    "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"

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    Mental Hospital
    Santa and Banta Singh were both in a mental hospital. Once they were walking past a swimming pool, Santa suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

    Banta promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Santa out. When the medical director became aware of Banta's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

    When he went to tell Banta the news, he said,' Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Santa, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

    Banta replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.'
     
  7. PLATINUMILLITY1

    PLATINUMILLITY1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I WAS ON A ROLE UNTIL THAT LAST ONE....MAN....bUT THOSE WERE SOME FUNNY JOKES...
     
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