Black Jokes Humor : Huge

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    "A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." :eek:hmy:

    The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?"

    In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"

    The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

    I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'." :lol:
     
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    Nisa Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :lol: lawdy be
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    whewwwwwwwwww!
    happy he didn't or my
    little guy would be in
    some back up trouble
    lol

    this was wild
     
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    Nisa Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I just read this again...lawd lawd lawd...good lawd :lol: :lol: :lol: this was wild and a riot...
     
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    20 inches, good lawd where's the fire? Sorry, just my own brand of humor, if no one else gets it, I understand. Anywho, this was funny as hell.
     
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    AHMOSE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    funny but not my speed
    thanx for sharing
     
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