Black Jokes Humor : How Was Work?

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by anAfrican, Jul 31, 2005.

  1. anAfrican

    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A Prayer for the Stressed

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
    and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
    to remove today because they pissed me off.

    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
    today as they may be connected to the behind that I may have
    to kiss tomorrow.

    Help to me always give 100% at work.....
    12% on Monday
    23% on Tuesday
    40% on Wednesday
    20% on Thursday
    5% on Fridays

    And help me to remember.....
    When I'm having a really bad day,
    and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
    that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
    only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

    Amen​
     
  2. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ty for this....Amen
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    good oneeeeeeeeeee!!!! ........
     
  4. ladyafrika

    ladyafrika Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    yeah that was on point
    no doubt that was hysterical
     
  5. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Definitely some thoughts that will make me smile during the work day...thanks.
     
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    Ohhhhh this is too funny! I may just have to print this and frame it.
     
  7. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    I'ma print this one out. Thanks anAfrican
     
  8. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :laugh: that one was on time...and I can relate to that :laugh: