Black Jokes Humor : How To Make The Cops Work For YOU

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  1. Sami_RaMaati

    Sami_RaMaati Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    An old black man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig up his yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, June Bugg Jankins III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear June Bugg Jankins III,

    I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

    Love,

    Dad


    A few days later he received a letter from his son:

    Dear Daddy Jankins,

    Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

    Love,

    June Bugg Jankins III


    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

    That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

    Dear Daddy Jankins.

    You can go ahead and plant the collards greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

    Love,

    June Bugg III
     
  2. Goddess Auset333

    Goddess Auset333 Banned MEMBER

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    Beloved Mighty Warrior Sami_RaMaati

    Thank you. LOL

    :great:

    :qqb018:
     
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    MenNefer Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LoL...Good one
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    And to think about all the years I had to dig :SuN018:
     
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