Black Jokes Humor : How Long?

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  1. Monetary

    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    A woman stuck her head into a hair salon and asked, "How long before I can get a wash & curl?"
    The beautician looked around the salon full of customers and said, "about 2 hours." The woman left.

    A few days later, the same woman stuck her head in the door and asked, ' how long
    before I can get a wash & curl?'
    The beautician looked around at the salon and said,"about 3 hours." The woman left.

    A week later, the same woman stuck her head in the salon and asked, ' How long
    before I can get a wash & curl?'
    The beautician looked around the salon and said, "about a hour and a half.' The woman left.

    The beautician turned to her girlfriend and said, "Hey Juanita, do me a favor.
    Follow that woman and see where she goes. She keeps asking how long she
    has to wait for a wash & curl, but then she doesn't ever come back."

    Aittle while later, Juanita returned to the salon, laughing hysterically.
    The beautician asked, 'So, where does that woman go when she leaves?'
    Juanita looked up,wiped the tears from her eyes and said, 'Your man's house!'
     
  2. c-note

    c-note Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Toooooooooo funny.
     
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    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hey.. Money.. how u doing Brother..

    That is funny..:laugh:
     
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    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    str8

    raw dog

    lol

    str8 scuzzy

    lol
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Money you funny
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahaha....dat was whewwwwwww....lol
     
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