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In the beginning was The Plan
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying
It is a crock of S*it and it stinketh.
And the workers went unto the Supervisors and sayeth
It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them
It is a container of excrement and it is very strong
Such that none may abide by it!
And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth
It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength.
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another!
It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them
It promotes growth and it is very powerful
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him
This plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
Of this Company and in these Areas in particular
And the President looked upon The Plan
And saw that it was good, and the plan became Policy!
This is how
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying
It is a crock of S*it and it stinketh.
And the workers went unto the Supervisors and sayeth
It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them
It is a container of excrement and it is very strong
Such that none may abide by it!
And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth
It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength.
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another!
It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them
It promotes growth and it is very powerful
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him
This plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
Of this Company and in these Areas in particular
And the President looked upon The Plan
And saw that it was good, and the plan became Policy!
This is how