Black Jokes Humor : HOW IT HAPPENS

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    In the beginning was The Plan
    And then came the Assumptions.
    And the Assumptions were without form
    And the Plan was completely without substance
    And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.

    And they spoke among themselves, saying
    It is a crock of S*it and it stinketh.
    And the workers went unto the Supervisors and sayeth
    It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof

    And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them
    It is a container of excrement and it is very strong
    Such that none may abide by it!

    And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth
    It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength.
    And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another!

    It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.
    And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them
    It promotes growth and it is very powerful

    And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him
    This plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
    Of this Company and in these Areas in particular

    And the President looked upon The Plan

    And saw that it was good, and the plan became Policy!

    This is how :happens:
     
  2. Da Street So'ja

    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    well

    HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol......................hahahaha
     
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    lilpea Moderator STAFF

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    And who said it can"t fall up hill...hahhahahahhahah

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