Black Jokes Humor : How 2 Please A Woman

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  1. Aaliyahmonet

    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story
    hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are
    without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
    works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once you
    find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
    decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
    "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends
    laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short
    and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends
    continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here
    are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so,
    knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are
    tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in
    when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering
    what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This
    floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a
    woman."

    AM
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    woooooweeeeeeeeeee!! lol
    lmao u said a mouth full here
     
  3. MzBlkAngel

    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol i likes dis lol
     
  4. Mahogany_Brown

    Mahogany_Brown Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yeah...this was funny....
     
  5. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Very Funny
    :spinstar: :spinstar: :spinstar: :spinstar:

    A four star joke
     
  6. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol

    this was very good....... lol
     
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