A man and his wife had seven children and were having a hard time finding an apartment manager who would rent to such a large family. Finally the man had an idea. When they saw an apartment they liked he told his wife to take the five youngest children to the cemetary and wait until he came to get them. She couldn't understand this but she went on and did it. The husband went to the apartment manager and sure enough the man asked him how any kids he had. Man: I have seven children (sadly) But five of them are in the cemetary with their dear mother.