Black Jokes Humor : Hot Air Balloon

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  1. toylin

    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
    She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
    "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet
    above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea
    level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north
    latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west
    longitude.

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a
    Democrat."
    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you
    told me is technically correct, but I have no idea
    what to do with your information, and I'm still
    lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be a
    Republican."

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
     
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    lol see u wrong for dat one ...............lol hahahaha!
    i love this here coz it's so on point and true the Repub always blame Dems
     
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    now that was good hahahahahah. Flipped that script real quick
     
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