Black Jokes Humor : Hospital Patient

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  1. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"

    The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

    The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

    After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."

    The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"

    The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

    The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me ****."
     
  2. Da Street So'ja

    Da Street So'ja Banned MEMBER

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    lol

    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    this been another one of Queen's don't hurt'em tour

    u gonna bust my side wide open one of these days .....lol
     
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    Now that's a daggone shame, gotta call up hospital patient information to know how you're really doing. smh, but LOL too...
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    crazy world we live in or is it the people ?
     
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